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  • 2009
    • May
      • Big Mistake
        05/07/09
        A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

        “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a di

      • Information
        05/07/09
        A woman, calling a hospital, said, "Hello, I want to know if a patient is getting better."

        The voice on the other end of the line said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"

        She said, "Yes, darling! She's Betty Sanders, in room 1012.&q

      • Almost Like New
        05/07/09
        A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon.

        He could choose either a teacher's brain which would cost him $10,000 or a politician's which would cost $100,000.

        "Does that mean that the politician's bra

  • 2008