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      • Spaghetti
        03/20/08
        A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

        "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
      • Black And Brown
        03/16/08
        A child psychologist for a school is asked to see a pupil who draws all his pictures with black and brown crayons.

        He talks to him. Nothing obvious.

        He gives him projective tests. Nothing shows up.

        Finally, in desperation, he gives him some paper and a box of crayons

      • I Hurt All Over
        03/13/08
        A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

        "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.

        "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.

        "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific.&

      • Trained In CPR
        03/06/08
        After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She was asked to step aside by a man who announced, "Step back please! I’ve had a course in first aid and I’m trained in CPR."

        The woman watched his procedures for a few moments, then tapped him on the

      • Wet Paint
        03/03/08
        The head shrinks in a mental institution had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies.

        When they get to the movie theatre, there are wet paint signs pointing to the benches.

        The shrinks just si

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